10 Reasons Why Craig Has A Small Penis (NSFW)

Maybe he’s all talk.  Maybe the Puntabuschlong isn’t as big as you’ve dreamed been told.
Here’s 10 reasons why Craig has a small penis:



30 Responses to 10 Reasons Why Craig Has A Small Penis (NSFW)

  1. Mikey September 27, 2011 at 2:27 am

    I love this post and I hate this post. I just can’t stop looking at it. And I just can’t stop looking at it.

  2. Craig (Michelle is my Amazon Princess) September 27, 2011 at 6:01 am

    You shall burn in the eternal hell fires of damnation for this post.

    Loves it. “After years of neglect, it simply fell off” may be my favorite.

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  4. Tam September 27, 2011 at 7:11 am

    Ah, the truth. It looks kind of cute, like a tiny uvula in that TV one.

  5. The Infamous Dr. Para September 27, 2011 at 8:14 am

    You know, this post really made me stop and think…

    About all the Irish guys I’ve been with…I’ll collect the memory data and get back to you later.

  6. Polt September 27, 2011 at 8:26 am

    Shrunk in fright cause Polt’s ass is so awesome and intimidating, right?

    HUGS….

  7. Justin (@thejjmg) September 27, 2011 at 9:08 am

    Much-needed chuckleage, Adam. Thanks :)

  8. The Ryan Sans Cupcake September 27, 2011 at 10:49 am

    The Irish are about the same as Americans:
    http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
    The map also explains Polt’s real reason for wanting to move to Canada.

  9. The Ryan Sans Cupcake September 27, 2011 at 11:03 am

    I claim dibs on the cute doctor. I’m surprised no one did that yet.

  10. Craig (Michelle is my Amazon Princess) September 27, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    My Mom loved this post. She just sent me an email saying “You’re just like your father!”

  11. Michelle M. September 27, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    The sunny demeanor one is my favorite. Little Craig and his little penis are so cute. I love that his pet centipede made it in so many panels. What’s its name anyway?

  12. Jake September 27, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    Wow. This is amazing. And mean. And wonderful. I love it all.

  13. Chris D. September 27, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    Poor little Craig. :( I liked the one about the TV radiation!

    Even so, I still have faith in the enormity of his endowment, just like a good dancing monkey…

  14. john September 28, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    Um, wow. Just wow. If anyone needs me I will be washing out my eyes.

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