Let’s face it. Vaginas aren’t the only sex organs that are gross. Penises are also pretty dang disgusting! And after such a fantastic response from my 10 Reasons Why Vaginas Are Gross post last month, it’s only fair to turn the tables. Here’s 10 reasons why penises are also gross:
1. They dangle between your legs and look like the bastard cousin of an elephant trunk!
2. They often hang a bit to one side.
3. They shrink when it’s cold!
4. They get bigger and rigid when they’re happy … what’s the deal with that?
5. When they get really happy, they squirt!
6. Pee comes out of them!
7. Some of them are wearing turtlenecks, and some of them
look like funny-looking mushrooms.
8. If they’re not properly washed, they can be smelly and covered with smegma!
And don’t get me started on sweaty balls! Eww!
9. WTF is the deal with balls? They’re hairy and weird looking!
10. They dangle in the toilet when take take a poo!
Oh who am I kidding? This list was hard to come up with because penises are great! I take it all back!
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I’m impressed that this is the 3rd time you have used the tag “Craig has a small penis”
And now I know where to find my brain.
Clearly he is obsessed with my penis.
Who isn’t?
Thumbs up times a million.
The dangling in the toilet is the one that does it for me. So gross when you think about it.
Please, a toilet is like the 6th least filthy place you’ve dangled the puntabushlong in the last year.
It’s worse when it hits the bowl!
The only negative I see in this list is the toilet dangling (well I guess smegma could be pretty disgusting too…luckily, in all my years of whorage though, I’ve never come across that). Other than that, penises are pretty freakin’ awesome!
Oh, and Craiggers, who ISN’T obsessed with your penis?
HUGS…
Sigh. I don’t believe there is much to add. I will say your anatomical diagram is intriguing. I guess that’s where story ideas for m-preg get started.
I now know that I have a uterus…thanks, adam!
Wow! All these years I have been massaging my brains!
George Bush. Eww.
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Penises are not ugly.
They’re not ugly, they’re gross!
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So basically let’s just all agree both men’s and women’s reproductive…erm…parts, for lack of a better word, are Gross. With a capital G. I somehow wish they looked better than elephant trunks or shriveled up eyes so everyone could be happy XD