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C&R Fight Club: RYAN Defeats THE MUFFIN MAN!

8 Comments Posted by Adam on July 31, 2011

If given the option, would you eat a delicious, sugary, icing-covered cupcake? Or would you eat a muffin — a dense, cakey, baked good, stuffed with fruit and pretending to be healthy … oh, and there’s no icing. The choice is very simple: anyone in their right mind would choose the cupcake. Another simple [...]

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Spring’s Piss Puddle Game!

8 Comments Posted by Adam on July 30, 2011

‘Sup, losers? It’s me, Spring. I’ve been furious since Jere dissed my important semi-regular contribution to Cocky & Rude. What does Jer-Bear have against my Piss Puddle Game? Adam snapped this photo of my piss puddle last week, and I couldn’t wait to show you. It’s a freak’n work of art! Here’s one of my [...]

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High Five

6 Comments Posted by Mikey on July 29, 2011

It is finally Friday. I don’t know if it was the oppressive heat, the insanity at work, or the return from my mini-vacation, but this has been the longest week on record. It must have lasted at least twenty days. Thankfully this long, boring work week has been filled with amazing videos for me to [...]

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I might be a chick.

14 Comments Posted by Adam on July 28, 2011

On the one hand, I know it will be terrible. But on the other, I can’t wait to see it. What does that say about me? New Year’s Eve drops (like a ball) into theaters on 12/9/11.

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C&R Fight Club: THE MUFFIN MAN vs. RYAN!

19 Comments Posted by Adam on July 28, 2011

Welcome to Cocky & Rude Fight Club! The rules to the game are simple. Each week we’ll introduce our fighters. We’ll do the leg work and help you analyze their strengths and weaknesses. Then we’ll put the results to vote. You’ll pick which combatant will decimate their opponent in the knock-down, drag-out brawl of Cocky [...]

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How Many Things Did Adam Jam Into His Mouth?

8 Comments Posted by Adam on July 27, 2011

Yesterday I jammed a lot of Kashi Autumn Wheat cereal into my mouth. And I made quite a few strange faces. So many, in fact, that I lost count of the crackers that I was stuffing into my food hole. So I spit them all over my table! And counted them all. I was amazed [...]

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To Wave or Not To Wave

12 Comments Posted by Adam on July 27, 2011

I’ve been driving a Honda Fit for the better part of three years. In that time, I’ve waved to nearly every other Honda Fit driver that I’ve passed in my travels. In my mind, it’s a ‘camaraderie’ sort of thing. We are all driving the same car, so why not say a quick hello to [...]

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Monthly Archives: July 2011

C&R Fight Club: RYAN Defeats THE MUFFIN MAN!

Spring’s Piss Puddle Game!

High Five

I might be a chick.

How Many Things Did Adam Jam Into His Mouth?

To Wave or Not To Wave

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