Let’s face it. It’s 2011 and just about everyone and their mother (and their grandmother) has a Facebook page. But are you annoying the crap out of all friends? Do they consider unfriending you each and every time they see your name on their news feed? There’s only one way to find out … a Have You Ever?! quiz!
You know the rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have You Ever?!1. Have you ever not had a profile photo?
2. Have you ever poked someone?
3. Have you ever tagged friends in photos that they’re not in?
4. Have you ever tagged a friend in an embarrassing photo that you know would upset them?
5. Have you ever posted more than 5 photos a week of your child?
6. Have you ever deleted your birthday from your profile in attempt to weed out your ‘true’ friends?
7. Have you ever invited people to attend events that you know they could never attend, thus making them feel badly?
8. Have you ever posted or shared game updates on your profile page?
9. Have you ever sent multiple game invites for the same game to the same person?
10. Have you ever written a private message to someone on their wall, so everyone can see it?
11. Have you ever “liked” your own comments?
12. Have you ever complained about Facebook redesigns and/or updates?
13. Have you ever posted religious or political comments and/or links?
14. Have you ever clicked one of those “see who is looking at your profile” scams and unknowingly spammed a whole bunch of your friends with it?
15. Have you ever installed a Facebook app that requires inviting at least 5 additional friends, yet never actually works?
16. Have you ever tagged more than 5 people in a single status update?
17. Have you ever posted a ‘chain letter’ status message? (i.e. “Post this as your status update if you believe/hope/want/love…”)
18. Have you ever felt that a comment is a good place to offer someone unnecessary and unwanted education or grammatical corrections?
19. Have you ever posted cutesy-tootsey love messages to your significant other for everyone to see?
20. Have you ever posted a complainy status messages, just to make everyone feel sorry for you?
21. Have you ever posted FourSquare updates to your Facebook page?
22. Have you ever left sexuality-revealing comments on the Facebook page of someone who has not publicly revealed their sexuality?
23. Have you ever sent a Facebook message to more than 10 people and caused them all to get an email every time someone responds?
24. Have you ever tagged your friends as family members, or listed yourself as being “in a relationship” with someone who is really just a friend?
25. Have you ever left your friend requests in limbo (avoid accepting or denying friend requests) for more than a week?
Now tell us your total in the comments … so we can unfriend you!
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45.
But at least 37 of those are for “13. Have you ever posted religious or political comments and/or links?”
2. Yes
3. Yes
12. Yes
13. Like Jere, but more like 3,700
16. Yes
18. Yes
19. >>>> some of us don’t have significant others Adam, so NO <<<<
20. Yes
21. About seven hundred and fifty billion times, yes
22. No I only do that on twitter
23. Yessirree
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3! I’m so unannoying!
Three for sure. And maybe on two more.
3 possibly 4. It’s not my fault people have it set to send messages to the e-mail. “I” don’t have that problem, so get with the program and shut that feature off it it’s makin’ ya crazy.
Three or four. One was to Michelle M. (in the early days of my facebook use).
Must be number two, poke, poke.
Nope, I haven’t poked anyone.
A likely story, John. A … LIKELY … story
5. I thought that was gonna be a lowball figure, but then I see everyone else getting threes and fours.
HUGS…
2 or 3.
1. I’m so boring.
5, same as Mr. Polt.
YAY! Now if I could only get my weight to be the same yours…..
HUGS…
That would make you quite thin since you are taller than I am.
I believe this is what Polt was going for, Paul
Well i don’t wanna be anorexic/Auschwitz survivor thin, but quite thin would be okay. Hell, height/weight proportional would be swell!
HUGS…
3
If I ever have a “have you ever annoyed” it’s going to include a “have you ever answered a C&R “have you ever annoyed” poll with just a # and not with the items you are answering yes to.
Though I’ll freely admit the first poll (not a “have you ever annoyed” poll) I answered on this site I have zero intention of ever revealing the specific Yeses and Nos to
Those aren’t the rules — half the fun is guessing which ones people picked.
I’d agree there *is* fun-ness in that. I’m not sure it’s *HALF* but ymmv
Oh shit. I got 6….It’s because I’m young. I’m about to have no friends….
2. I have had an ongoing poking war with someone for years.
7. I had a grad recital and invited peeps that I knew were far away, but not to make them feel bad, someone might have been in town that weekend! You never know!
11. I liked my own comment that made fun of the fact that you can like your own comments, so I suppose I am guilty.
12. When I was in high school, the redesigns pissed me off so much. Some of them still annoy me a bit.
13. We just had an election, and I really couldn’t help myself. My bad!
23. Yes, I wanted all the bassoons and oboes to get together for a drinky happy fun fest so I tagged them all in one message to work out a date. I’m such a prick!
So there you go. I will ungraciously compose angry status updates when you all unfriend me.
Jeez Nathan … way to be annoying on Facebook!
Don’t worry, Nathan. Nobody (except maybe Adam) is going to unfriend you on facebook. Not everybody is as … *ahem* … um … irritable? … as Adam
I would never unfriend Nathan!
Thanks Adam! I was worried for a bit.