Monthly Archives: April 2011

What Were They Thinking?!

What was Adam thinking?! Leave your thoughts in the comments! Submit your potential What Were They Thinking?! photos to: cockyandrudedotcom@gmail.com

Evil Princess

The wedding is over, but the conspiracies have only just begun. Yesterday, a friend of mine posted a comment on facebook about how Kate Middleton looked exactly like Ursula from The Little Mermaid when she took human form. I submit the following as evidence. I resolve that she is evil and cannot be trusted. That [...]

The Normal Heart: A Review

In 1981, I turned two years old and gay men started to succumb to obscure opportunistic infections that later became known as the hallmarks of AIDS. I have not known a world without the HIV/AIDS epidemic. And as a gay man HIV/AIDS has long been a part of my consciousness, yet I have had little [...]

C&R Fight Club: QUEEN ELIZABETH II vs. POLT!

Welcome to Cocky & Rude Fight Club!  The rules to the game are simple.  Each week we’ll introduce our fighters.  We’ll do the leg work and help you analyze their strengths and weaknesses.  Then we’ll put the results to vote.  You’ll pick which combatant will decimate their opponent in the knock-down, drag-out brawl of Cocky [...]

A Brief Study In Unibrowology

Perhaps even more discriminated upon than gingers, those with unibrows are a brave sort.  The bearer of a single brow is almost always strong in constitution and self esteem.  With so many brow separation techniques available in today’s society (waxing, tweezing, shaving, electrolysis, etc.), to wear a unibrow is a choice, or even a statement.  [...]

My Royal Tirade

A long time ago on a planet known as the Earth people learned that one of the princes of a nation called the United Kingdom was going to marry his long time girlfriend and people got very excited. The last time anyone got this excited about a royal wedding was thirty years ago when that [...]

Long Weekend, Photo Explosion!

I’ve spent the last four days in a constant state of motion.  On Thursday and Friday, I took vacation days from work and met two of my real-world BFFs in the Lancaster, PA area.  One of my BFFs is getting married in a few weeks, so she decided that she wanted to live it up [...]