Yesterday I stuffed my mouth with Swedish Fish.
I vowed to do better with Swedish Fish than I did with Pretzels. 18 was embarrassing!
So I stuffed and I stuffed.
More and more…
Until my face was dramatically distorted by over-stuffing!
Oh, and no fish-rolling was necessary, Fdot.
And then, just like every time I play this stupid game, I spit them out all over the table.
I hadn’t really planned on them being so slimy and sticky.
They were truly disgusting. There was sticky red drool EVERYWHERE.
But because I’m completely devoted to our blog readers, I counted each and every one of them.
So how many do you think I fit into my mouth?
39!
Congratulations to John for guessing the closest without going over!
(He guessed 37.)
You win a disgustingly slimy, saliva-covered pile of Swedish Fish! Yay!
I’m gunna go wash my hands. And this table. And my red drool coverd shirt.
And try to forget that I ever did this.
Thanks for playing!
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Revolting.
And AWESOME!
So that’s what a mouthfull of spit covered Swedish fish look like when they’re sliding into my stomach. hmmm. I’m glad I only taste them and don’t have to see that part. Ugh.
HUGS…
I am both appalled and amazed by that. I think this exercise is causing your oral cavity to expand. Much like a chipmunk you shall soon be able to fit an entire whole roast tofurkey in there.
Congratulations John. I think.
John gets all of the coolest prizes.
I can’t believe you took those pictures. Poor Mr. Sombrero…
it looks like a scene from ‘alien’. and no, that’s not a compliment.
john, thank you for sympathizing with me.
Picture #7 is my new screen saver.
Congrats john!
Tam, if Adam’s oral cavity IS expanding, shouldn’t the congratulations go to Mr. Sombrero…the luckty sod.
HUGS…
I think Mr. Sombrero should be present during these things. I’m terrified there’s going to be a picture of Adam choking and not in a sexy way.
I would hereby like to start a petition for Adam to stop stuffing his oral cavity, despite the good side effects (Tam, thank you for pointing that out, and thank you Polt).
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