Have You Ever…At Work?

Today we’re going to play another game of Have You Ever! Below is a list of 25 questions. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section. Then we will report you to Human Resources.

1. Stolen office supplies or equipment from work?
2. Called in sick when you weren’t?
3. Gotten laid off?
4. Gotten fired?
5. Told your boss to take this job and shove it?
6. Taken someone else’s food from the break room or office fridge at work?
7. Photocopied a private part or a naughty bit at work?
8. Gotten drunk at a work function?
9. Gotten drunk at a work function and done something you regretted doing the next day?
10. Flirted with a coworker?
11. Asked a coworker out?
12. Had sex with a coworker?
13. Openly dated a coworker?
14. Secretly dated a coworker?
15. Looked at porn at work?
16. Gotten caught looking at porn at work?
17. Masturbated at work?
18. Gotten caught masturbating at work?
19. Had oral sex at work?
20. Had vaginal or anal sex at work?
21. Had sex in the copy or supplies room at work?
22. Had sex in the conference room at work?
23. Had sex in the bathroom at work?
24. Peed in the coffee pot at work?
25. Taken a baseball bat to a printer or fax machine at work?

Wow! Am I glad I don’t work with you!?! But I might have gotten more than you! Post your total and let us judge you!

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22 Responses to Have You Ever…At Work?

  1. Adam October 7, 2010 at 12:28 am

    Yay I might score even lower than FDot on this one! I got a 2! :)

  2. Chris D. October 7, 2010 at 12:49 am

    I think that I am about a 4. The porn was always accidental. Some of my internet friends are not always good with NSFW warnings. ;)

  3. Mel October 7, 2010 at 12:57 am

    5 for this one.

  4. The+Ryan+with+the+Cupcake October 7, 2010 at 1:02 am

    3

  5. goblinbox October 7, 2010 at 1:02 am

    13

  6. Jere October 7, 2010 at 1:07 am

    13. The relevant parts of questions 9-23 happened within a one month span of time back in 2001.

  7. Enrico October 7, 2010 at 1:09 am

    4

  8. Enrico's+friend+Delisa October 7, 2010 at 1:11 am

    5

  9. goblinbox October 7, 2010 at 3:40 am

    *shakes @Jere‘s hand*

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  11. Michelle M. October 7, 2010 at 5:53 am

    7

  12. Tam October 7, 2010 at 7:21 am

    8. Whew I was starting to get worried there but thankfully Goblinbox and Jere validated my life with their huge 13.

  13. Craig October 7, 2010 at 7:33 am

    Woo! Craig + Michelle M = 4EVA

    7

  14. Polt October 7, 2010 at 8:41 am

    12. Hmm, thought I’d do better than that. I’ll have Kris take it this weekend. :)

    HUGS…

  15. mikey October 7, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Yay! I got a 9! I’m above average, but not the highest!

  16. mikey October 7, 2010 at 9:49 am

    let’s make that 10….no i didn’t do anything else. I just realized I missed something!

  17. FDot October 7, 2010 at 10:06 am

    2

  18. mikey October 7, 2010 at 11:34 am

    FDot and Adam tie!!!!! OH MY!

  19. Adam October 7, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    We are as pure as fluffy white clouds … At least at work.

  20. john October 7, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    10.

  21. josh October 9, 2010 at 12:14 am

    Crap…I’m late! ONLY 5 for me!

  22. Polt October 10, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    Kris just took the test, he only scored an 11. Haha. Apparently I’ve been naughtier at work than he….although he’s beaten me in cars. And public restrooms. And in general.

    HUGS…

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