Today we’re going to play another game of Have You Ever! Below is a list of 25 questions. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section. Then we’ll all have a good chuckle when FDot posts a zero.
1. Operated a moving vehicle?
2. Driven over 100 miles per hour while operating a moving vehicle?
3. Hit an animal while operating a moving vehicle?
4. Ran over someone’s foot while operating a moving vehicle?
5. Hit a person while operating a moving vehicle?
6. Consumed an alcoholic beverage while operating a moving vehicle?
7. Been drunk while operating a moving vehicle?
8. Been high on drugs while operating a moving vehicle?
9. Fallen asleep, even just for a second, while operating a moving vehicle?
10. Sent a text message while operating a moving vehicle?
11. Talked on a cell phone while operating a moving vehicle?
12. Read a book or newspaper while operating a moving vehicle?
13. Been completely naked while operating a moving vehicle?
14. Kissed a passenger while operating a moving vehicle?
15. Vomited while operating a moving vehicle?
16. Urinated while operating a moving vehicle?
17. Defecated while operating a moving vehicle?
18. Masturbated while operating a moving vehicle?
19. Received manual pleasure while operating a moving vehicle?
20. Received oral pleasure while operating a moving vehicle?
21. Participated in intercourse while operating a moving vehicle?
22. Manually pleasured a passenger while operating a moving vehicle?
23. Had a baby on your lap while operating a moving vehicle?
24. Raced another driver while operating a moving vehicle?
25. Reached 88 miles per hour and traveled Back The The Future while operating a moving vehicle?
Ack! How unsafe! What’s wrong with you?! But it’s okay. You’re among friends! We won’t judge you … or will we? Post your total and we’ll talk it out in the comments.
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8! Woo hoo!!!
My total is 5. Regarding number 19, “manual pleasure”, who would get their jollies from reading their car’s owner’s manual while driving? Sick, just sick!.
I have parity with Mikey . . . how frightening!
If I had read question 19 the way Chris did, then my score would beat Mikey’s …
12! Oops!
10. I’m less slutty than Enrico for a change. Of course, if the questions were phrased as “while you or your partner operated a motor vehicle” . . .
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6, though Jere’s caveat also applies. A little.
4!
7 but I soooooo wish I could have taken a point for #25.
9. All mostly in the course of a single evening. I wonder where he is now…
7 for me!
14. Whoo-Hoo! I’m the sluttiest so far! Course Kris has yet to take this so who knows? And I am kinda disturbed that I’m more slutty in cars than public restrooms….
HUGS…
@Polt i think being sluttier in cars is more accepted than public restrooms
I’m so happy that I’m just one ahead of Adam again! I must always be more perverse than him
I’m surprised by Enrico’s 12. But Polt’s 14? Not surprised!
Adam, not even surprised that I didn’t get a higher number?
HUGS…
Sorry to disappoint Adam, but I scored a 5. Granted, not from the most exciting of the possible points, but still a 5.
@Adam Obviously Enrico just wanted to be like Britney
But I should get -5 points because I’ve never honked my horn while driving!
@Enrico In that case, I should get +100 points because I honk at people nearly every time I drive!
4
10?! Weird considering I HATE driving, am overly careful and always force other peepz to chauffeur me about.
Kris took it and emailed me his score: 16.
HUGS…
I think we should aware Josh 5 bonus points for make a video of himself singing while operating a motor vehicle.
8, would have been higher if I was actually driving in some instances