Monthly Archives: February 2010

The Glee-down continues…

So with April 13, 2010 quickly approaching, Adam cajoled me (ok…convinced me) to do the remaining Glee updates in groups. I think he actually wanted to get me to write about something other than Glee (aka…get out of your comfort zone!!!).  Before that happens…lets talk about numbers 9 and 8 – the boys and the girls of Glee.  Glee would literally nothing without them.

#9 The Boys of Glee

The XY chromosomes of Glee are working overtime and I love it.  While a lot of the show is obvious parody of your typical American High School, its refreshing to see complex male characters who are learning about their feminine sides (and for Kurt his masculine side).  The schmaltzy idealist that lives inside my ice cold jaded heart still dreams of a day when we all can do a rendition of “Single Ladies” to win the big game.  Maybe their are Finns out there who will stretch their vocal accords in additional to their hamstrings and learn a thing or two about what it is like to be the queer kid.  Hey…a boy can hope, right?

#8 The Girls of Glee

Most of my gay compatriots would lambaste me for not putting the boys ahead of the girls, but lets all just relax and accept the fact that the vajayjays rule this roost.  Not always the most likable of people the girls of Glee can sing circles around the boys.  Even though their Mash-Up was not on par with the boys, there is no doubt in mind that the girls of Glee have more musical talent than the boys.  They have sung Showtunes, Hip-Hop, R&B, Pop, Power Ballad, Rock, 80s…and the list goes on with pitch perfect performances, while the boys can be counted on to do that for Classic Rock only.  So…Lets hear it for the Girls!

Stay tuned for 7 & 6 friends…

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Movie Reviews: Blood & Guts Edition

Movie reviews are boring,
so I review all the movies I’ve seen lately in 20 words.

Like it IsHot British gays with no shirts on get’n in fights.  Why is Roger Daltrey in this movie?  A decent film.

Never Back Down - Hotter guys with no shirts on should just stop punching each other and start making out.  Only in my dreams…

The WolfmanHairy ‘bears’ attack you under the full moon.  Benicio Del Toro is creepy looking.  This movie’s amusing, but not great.

No Country for Old MenTons of violence, blood, death, cowboy hats, money, and one crazy haircut.  A great movie, perfect for the whole family!

Teeth - Chompers in the vajayjay?!  Ewww! Gross! Keep out!  That’ll teach you to go sticking things inside! Chomp! No more p33n!

Who is your favo this week?!

After four brutal hours of American Idol this week … I’ve picked my 6 least-bad! And I’m not too surprised to say that the prettiest boys and girls are not on my list! My favo top three are #1 Crystal Bowersox, #2 Lee Dewyze and #3 Haley Vaughn. Bowersox’s version of Alanis Morissette’s “Hand in My Pocket” was fantastic (regardless of what Simon said), I loved Lee Dewyze’s version of the Snow Patrol ballad “Chasing Cars” (I don’t care if he shouted half of it … it still sounded great!), and Haley Vaughn’s super cute version of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” made me smile. Reviews are saying that Vaughn is in trouble this week, and I’ll be super sad if she goes!

Rounding out the top six least bad are #4 Didi Benami, #5 Andrew Garcia and #6 Mullet. Didi sang Ingrid Michaelson’s “The Way I Am,” which I thought was fun and cute. The judges blasted her for being another Duffy/Adele wannabe, but I don’t care … I thought she was good! Andrew Garcia sang a cool, jazzy rendition of Fall Out Boy’s “Sugar We’re Going Down” and that Mullet sang a unintentionally nervous version of James Morrison’s “Wonderful World.” Both Garacia and Mullet really weren’t at the top of their games this week, but I hope that “America” (the giant audience of teen girls and gay boys) see their potential and give ‘em another shot.

So did I get it all wrong?  Sound off in the comments!

[Image credits: Michael Becker/Fox by way of EW.com]

LGBTUVWXYZ History 101 (Part Two)

Women’s groups today would fail if they denied the existence of lesbians or tried to prevent lesbians from joining.  Back in 1970, lesbians had to fight for inclusion.  Betty Friedan of Feminine Mystique fame had labeled lesbians the Lavender Menace because she felt they threatened the nascent women’s movement.

What did the lesbos of yore do?  They said “fine… you want a Menace?  We will give you a damn Menace.”

But how to be most menacing?  Bake sale? Folk-music festival?

Hell no…they stormed the Second Congress to Unite Women and make themselves heard.

Seventeen wonder-dykes made t-shirts emblazoned with the words Lavender Menace on them and took over the meeting.  At a pivotal moment, these women stood up, took off their shirts and defiantly showed their lesbian chests to the world.

Now the Lavender Menace doesn’t really exist much today.  In fact, if you go to a women’s rights conference and show your chest to a bunch of women, you might get some some numbers (if you are a woman of course).

Certain aspects of the Lavender Menace still lives on today.  My mother still thinks that lavender is the gay color, which explains the bright purple sweater I inherited ages ago…

Duck and Cover

In 1986, my world changed. Howard the Duck came out and for some reason I became obsessed with it.  I don’t remember how it happen or why, but I do remember watching it and really enjoying it.  I must have driven my entire family mad with the repetition.

Last night, I found the movie on Netflix.  And I attempted to get in touch with my youth by watching it.

Through the eyes of a seven year old, the movie was an amazing fantasy with rock musicians, space travel, and a wise-cracking duck.

Some twenty-three odd years later, it was painful to sit through.  Within the first five minutes, I was confronted with female duck boobs…and it all went downhill from there.

There are some beloved movies from my childhood that still remain favorites of mine today and that I hope to one day share with my own children.  Howard the Duck is not one of them.

So tell me…what did you love as a child that you will now avoid? Pokemon? Peanut butter & banana Sandwiches? Share your childhood likes…that are now unlikes.

He's a Creep.

I hate Jay Leno. He’s a phony. He’s a no-talent hack. He’s not funny, and what he (and NBC) did to Conan O’Brien is just shady.

So when I came across this on the Huffington Post, I just had to repost it. Here’s the original version of Leno’s promo:

http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b83d29cd33922a0/4b82a7e48326978f/743ff346/-cpid/d9d65c7958a0d3bc

Now here’s the promo with a new audio track:

http://www.youtube.com/v/tJJ6o4eYynU&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1

Which one do you like better?

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